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domingo, junio 04, 2006

summer(?) album preview: paris.

PARIS HILTON hasn't confirmed a release date for her long-due debut album, on which she will attempt to prove to us that she has enough talent to be as famous as she is. Because, well...unfortunately House of Wax and a guest spot on Veronica Mars really don't prove much at all.

With her sex tape and side-kick hacking fiasco left in the past, Ms. Hilton is diving straight into the music industry. Word is that the video for her upcoming single "Stars are Blind" has just finished filming, and the song is set to hit radios this month, so...um...get ready for that.

And I am the man to get you ready for that day! I certainly couldn't let you be the kid who DOESN'T know every word of the song by the time it hits the airwaves. Honestly, can you think of a better way to creep out your friends this summer? I think not! Let's get this shit on your iPod ASAP. Memorize! Memorize! "If you show me real love, I'll show you miiiine"

DOWNLOAD: PARIS HILTON- Stars Are Blind
DOWNLOAD: PARIS HILTON- Screwed

Despite rumors of several other names, the album will go by the simple title of...Paris. With production credits ranging from Jane Wiedlin to Scott Storch, it will consist of a blend of pop, rock, hip-hop, and "reggae". The album features unlikely guest appearances by both Fat Joe & Jadakiss. Clearly, as my friends Nisha & Crystal pointed out...money can buy you anything. Including a rapper's street cred.

BONUS CLIP: PARIS HILTON f/ JADAKISS- Fightin' Over Me
BONUS TRACK: CANSEI DE SER SEXY- Meeting Paris Hilton

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